The Prose Fool

Hello! I'm Sie ('sigh'), an Alaskan pansexual feminist fangirl writer and psych major with an unhealthy obsession with Mass Effect (mShenko in particular), Harry Potter and Buffy, among other things. Frequently NSFW. Sometimes the blog is, too.

My Mass Effect posts




Aug 22

Make me choose & asked : Kaidan Alenko or Anders?

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Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

(via storyhoard)

Aug 7


sad but true: working regularly means i’m not going to be able to spend all day with my cats

Aug 5

Aug 1


Jul 31

Hey all!  Just wanted to say hi.  Haven’t been on in a while but I haven’t forgotten about any of you!  I know I haven’t posted any stories in forever, but I promise, I haven’t stopped writing!  Just working on things I’m sure I’ll ever be able to post >.>

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"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via majesticqueer)

The rules:

1. Always post the rules
2. Answer the questions I wrote for you
3. Write 11 new questions
4. Tag 11 new people

New questions:

1. Your favourite childhood toy? Do you still have it?
A hand puppet monkey I got from OMSI as a kid.  Named him Squeaks.  He used to have a squeak toy in him but my sister ripped it out.  He’s still hanging out over my bed!

2. Best course of action when your bff starts turning into a zombie?
Best course of action: Kill her now and cry about it later.
Most likely course of action: Cry now and let her turn me into a zombie.

3. How do you kill time during a long trip?
Sleeping, writing, reading, daydreaming

4. The beverage you just drank was full of Fallout radiation! You are now a mutant and can have one superhuman trait, but in return, you have to give up one of your mundane traits. The stronger the superhuman trait, the more significant the cost. What trait would you like to have, and what would you give up for it?
I would totally give up my ability to communicate verbally for the ability to read and push thoughts.

5. Tell me a song you associate with a fictional character we both know.
Radioactive always makes me think of Shepard

6. If you had a spaceship, what would you name it?
Either Normandy, EDI, or Alenko.

7. What fruit do you like in a fruit salad? If you don’t like fruit salad at all, tell me your favourite ice lolly flavour.
Mandarin oranges!

8. What is the most beautiful word in your native language?
Does English have any beautiful words that weren’t just stolen from other languages? >.>

9. We can make ice cream out of anything! Pick your flavour.
Fuchsia. I want to taste fuchsia.

10. Do you cry at the cinema? What was the last film that made you cry?
I don’t really watch movies anymore.  Just TV on Netflix.  But I don’t think I’ve ever cried in the movie theater.

11. If you were a dinosaur, what species would you be?
I would definitely be a brachiosaurus.  Chillin’, scarfing down leaves without even chewing.

New questions:

1. Locate your nearest ball of fluff.  Bring them to the keyboard.  Let them say hello.

2. What do you order at coffee shops?

3. What’s your favorite form of art, either creating or observing?

4. You have two hours alone in a kitchen stocked with the world’s finest ingredients, but you have no recipes (or internet).  What do you make?

5. Name five things that make you AWESOME! (It isn’t bragging if I demand it.)

6. If you could pick one video game genre or universe to live in for the rest of your life, which would it be?

7. Tell me about your job/classes/main daily activities.

8. What’s that thing that you always want to talk about but never seems to be brought up in conversation?

9. Are you an expert in anything?  What do you want to be an expert in?

10. If you could trade one sense for infinite wealth, would you do it?  Which sense would you trade?

11. What’s one weird pet you’ve always wanted?


"And we were… friends, or something." Kaidan shrugged

"Friends and something” Shepard answered.

"Even then, Shepard?"


Jul 21


day 234: straight people continue to confound me. even surrounded by them on a daily basis, there is much of their biology and social behavior i don’t understand. hopefully, they will become clearer to me if i remain diligent in my studies. only then will i truly be able to understand nohomo sapiens.

(via lgbtlaughs)

Jul 1

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Jun 30

Jun 27

"Internet friendship is not real"

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

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(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg


(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!


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